Skinny Bitch vs. Lemons

And the Cleansing begins started the master cleanse or the lemonade diet on Thursday it's pretty narly I have some pounds I wanna loose and frankly this is the most cut throught way to do it and be the skinny bitch I want to be. Here 's the link for any of you who want to check it out:

http://lemonadedietrecipe.org/

it is basically:

concoction:

o 2 tablespoons of freshly squeezed organic lemon juice

o 2 tablespoons of grade B organic maple syrup

o A 10th of a teaspoon of powdered organic cayenne pepper

o Distilled water in 10 oz glasses


and this is all you drink for 10 days straight not to mention the saltwater flush every morning single handedly the worst part and the smooth moves tea you have to drink at night sexy right? not so much.

Well on day three and going strong and the shit literally that is coming out of my body is beautiful I will be a skinny bitch in no time 120 here I come watch out biatches.

More to come

Candy

Jaguars aren't always what you want !!!

And the Scoot does it again never fails a little honk a little waive and they roll up next to you next thing you know they have your digits and you’re on your way to the first date… love the scoot my little scoot has gotten me more dates then I can count on one hand and It hasn’t even had its first birthday yet believe that.

Yesterday was no different and it grabbed a cute boy in a jag believe that asked me out that very night to Thai yuck what is the deal with boys and Thai I just don‘t understand it, anyway I pride myself on getting boys to go where I want to go so we went to the best seafood in town with live music instead. Where he preceded to ramble on about himself for hours, boring…yawn and yawn again

Then when I offered up money at the end of the date which I always do as one of my many are you a keeper tests he said actually you got a few definitely not a keeper, I mean don’t get me wrong I have no problem paying but I am a lady and I am a firm believer in don’t ask me out and take me to a place that you can’t afford on the first date to pay in a full and I mean we even split a plate pathetic

Well anyway did see a few potentials so might have to make a solo appearance there next Wednesday night with just the girls

Signing off for now hope this Thursday treats you and your sex life steamy with a little bit of spice

Candy

Man VS. Flu

I will seek and find you I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache , shake and sweat until you moan and groan , I will make you beg for mercy , beg for me to stop , I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you : and when I am finished you will be weak for days . All my love * THE FLU *

Fun Attractive Male seeking Fun Attractive Female yay for me

So I did something a little crazy this morning yes i did I responded to a craigslist ad I know what your thinking crazy I know but this is what the ad said see his picture to the left

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I don't think you'd have much luck finding another guy quite like me on Craig's List, but I'm hoping that there is one great girl out there who can help prove to me that I made the right decision in posting this! I am going to be moving to the Santa Barbara area in August and am at a point in my life where I would like to enjoy something fun and wonderful with the right girl... although I do enjoy a drink every now and then, I'm not much into the bar scene or asking out random women... and because I don't know anybody in S.B. I guess this just happens to be the forum that makes the most sense! I'm unsure if the type of girl that I'm looking for can actually be found here on Craig's List, but I'm an adventurous person and I suppose it's true what they say... you never know until you try, right?!

About me: I am a 33 year old professional male with a great attitude and a good outlook on life. I'm attractive, athletic with a great body that I take equally great care of, and am a happy and sincere person in all aspects of my life... kind of a goofball at heart once you get to know me! I have a list of things that I'd love to do in this lifetime and all of these things would be so much better if I had a great girl to enjoy them with. As for the technical stuff: I'm five foot eleven, 180 lbs, dark hair and blue eyes... fun and outgoing yet confident and unwilling to settle.

You: are in your 20s or 30s, are physically slender or athletic, and ideally you take care of yourself both mentally and physically in the same way that I do of myself. Like myself, you are also tired of the bar scene and are not the type to settle for "just" anybody, but you would really like to have a guy who is every bit as deserving as you to help you check off the items on your own lifetime "to do" list! Adventure, friendship, passion, an amazing connection both intimately and mentally... all of things that I am looking for and ideally, you are as well.... great friendship/adventure by day, and equally great passion/intimacy by night!

I know that this seems like a lot to ask but I think that I am worth it and want to meet a girl who is equally worth it as well! So, if this sounds like you, take a chance and say hello... I promise that I will respond to all serious replies, though I will also be very honest with you as well about whether this would be a good fit or not. I DO HAVE OTHER PICTURES that I am happy to share if we feel like this may be a good fit, and I am more than willing to share them with you if there's a mutual interest. For now I am posting a couple so that you know what I look like (it's only fair in my opinion) just as I'd hope to know what you look like as well if you respond.

Thanks for reading my novel! I'm sure that you are just as hesitant to reply to a posting on here as I was to even put one up in the first place... I think we are in the same boat here! So, if this sounds like you, drop me a line and tell me about yourself! :-)


HOW COULD I RESIST...LOL i WILL KEEP YOU POSTED WITH mR. CRAIGSLIST

12 step program

I am steeling the 12 step program from my new blogger friend because it is frankly amazing and I seem to have a slight issue with dating 26 year olds who live with one two many room ates who have this slight obsession with skate shoes go figure....out with the old in with the new

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The Mass Break-Up Text

So who really does this...well I do and let me tell you why I have been dating these three guys and I am sick of all of them

1. the Neighbor (too young)

2. Salty Rim (too old)

3. Tarzan (just not that into it)

what not better way then to just send out one mass text message saying the following

"Hey there I just wanted to let you know I think you are a really nice guy but I just don't think you are the guy for me. I wish you the best of luck in finding what you are looking for and I hope you have the nice rest of you day."

there you go done and done, straight to the point, no clusterfuck of avoiding calls and stringing them along just like ripping off a band aid boom

I feel free and empowered